To make sure you lot don’t catch a chill on the boat now that summer is reaching it’s end, we’re getting some very awesome UWAUC hoodies made up.

The zip operates at a special frequency designed to deter sharks, and the pockets are optimally sized for accessories such as a crayfish measuring gauge.

Available to you, the discerning club member, for a special price of $45 each.

If you’d like one, please use the form below to select a size (unisex).